18 Ways El Chapulín Colorado Is Mexico's Greatest Export

    More agile than a turtle, stronger than a mouse, nobler than a piece of lettuce, and wears his heart on his chest...

    This is El Chapulín Colorado. He's Mexico's answer to Superman and also the greatest superhero of all time.

    1. When someone is in distress, Chapulín appears almost instantaneously to save the day.

    2. He can breathe in space.

    3. He's got the powers of a Jedi, only better...

    4. Nobody can rock yellow and red better than Chapulín.

    5. The Paralyzing Horn is the most lethal weapon on his utility belt.

    6. His hammer is a zillion times more powerful than Thor's.

    7. Superman can fly, but Chapulín looks like a freakin' baller doing it.

    8. He has the ability to shrink.

    9. His antennae can detect danger a million miles away.

    10. This is how he powers up:

    11. His hand-to-hand combat will leave you awestruck.

    12. The Avengers might have The Hulk, but Mexicans have El Chapulín Colorado.

    13. His rival is a superhero named "Super Sam."

    14. He moves faster than The Flash.

    15. The man fears nothing.

    16. He saves Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs from the Evil Witch.

    17. He went face-to-face against Hitler and won.

    18. And finally, he has the greatest catchphrase of all time.