This Pug Is Winning Instagram

Yogi's origins are unknown. Many believe him to be an extraterrestrial life form sent to Earth to share his wisdom while others simply accept that they will never fully grasp how one Pug can be so profound. All that is known for sure is that he's completely winning Instagram.

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Hello, my name is Yogi - @yogifamous.

This is my good side.

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The light in me sees the light in you

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While visiting your planet, I have come to adopt this human as my chef, chauffeur, and pooper scooper

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She too tends to my needs: rocking me to sleep and maintaining my social media status: something I have come to learn is very important to Earth-dwellers in their third dog year.

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Safety first

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I've been enjoying the sites during my stay here.

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Art is new to me. I don't really get it.

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I shall tell my people of your mighty Los Angeles river and all its glory - and how I peed in it.

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Apparently this is called a "cat nap." I don't care for that name.

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May I recommend instead that you refer to the act of short sleep sessions as a Yogi Doze?

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Enjoying a Yogi Doze

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I have learned much about your culture, including this pose, known as "Draw Me as One of Your French Girls"

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and "The Batman."

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I have many faces, including The Pug Thug.

*Please note, I did not actually vote as I am not a registered citizen - just wearing that pin ironically.

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From what I have surmised this is a "derp face."

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I'm not all derp though. I, too have a soft, sensual side.

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Ladies....

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Sometimes I stare out the window at your world and admire its beauty: the blue skies where your single sun rises, the green grass that extends towards the heavens. It is an exquisite place to live.

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It makes me sad to think that one day I will leave this wonderful place.

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Thank you to all who have shown me love - rubbed my belly, rocked me to sleep, cleaned up my piddle - and to those following my stay here on Earth on Instagram, @yogifamous.

I love you all.

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Derp