Buzz·Posted on Nov 20, 201426 Signs You've Been Single For Way, Way, Way Too Long♫ Soaring, tumbling, third-wheeling ♫by Nirali ShahBuzzFeed India ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Your Google search history paints a tragic picture. 2. You are physically incapable of sharing a bed with anyone. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Ditto for all food. View this photo on Instagram 4. This is your greatest source of confusion: 5. And you've gotten a bit crappy at keeping in touch. 6. Your well-meaning friends often ask if you're swinging the other* way now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. And it's crossed your own mind a few times, too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. You're tempted to enter a relationship just so people will stop saying this god awful phrase to you: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. You share an emotional connection with at least one pillow. 10. Everyone you know constantly has "the perfect person" they want to set you up with. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Spoiler alert: They're ALL wrong! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. On the plus side, you're now a veritable expert at first dates. First Date Questions @firstdateqs how many times a week do you cry 05:36 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite First Date Questions @firstdateqs what’s your favorite position to watch netflix in 08:14 PM - 14 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite First Date Questions @firstdateqs how many days do you wear the same pants in a row before it becomes, like, a problem? 04:07 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. And, although you've been on a lot of awful ones, you know that the worst date of all is February 14th. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. You've gotten this harsh surprise way too many times: 15. You've internalized a general dread around holidays. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. And you've developed a genuine allergy to PDA. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. You want to share your wisdom with young lovers and are often accused of killing their vibe. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Your online dating escapades have taught you that most humans are freaks. 19. Your friends are used to your insistence that you'll die alone, and no longer try to refute you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. You've become very fashion forward. View this photo on Instagram 21. You're used to hearing about awful people in happy relationships and wondering WTF is wrong with you. Wanted @thelovealive Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and #CharlesManson isn’t. 08:24 AM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite russian navy blog @russiannavyblog I'm single and Charles Manson isn't. 03:40 AM - 20 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Blake Epperson @BlakeEpperson So world famous serial killer Charles Manson got married today and here I am, ridin' shotgun on the single bus. 😒 06:17 AM - 19 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Trisha Paytas @trishapaytas It's always reassuring to know Charles Manson is engaged and I'm still single :/ 03:08 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite TechnicallyRon @TechnicallyRon Single? Charles Manson found someone. Charles Manson is more dateable than you. 02:31 PM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Damien Fahey @DamienFahey Charles Manson found love and yet you're still single. 02:55 AM - 18 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. You're even more used to being a perpetual third wheel around your cutesy couple friends. 23. Sometimes (when it's been too long IYKWIM), things start getting a little desperate. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. Forcing you to look deep into your past for an explanation. 25. But, hey, the only real explanation is that you know you're amazing and you won't settle for less than perfect. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 26. Or, you know, that's what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night.