The Ultimate Bigg Boss Drinking Game

Because the only thing that can make this show tolerable is copious amounts of alcohol.

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Here's what you need:

• Every contestants' preferred alcohol. Make it as varied as possible.

• The non-HD Colors TV channel. Trust me, you'll need the breaks.

• Nerves of steel. If you get annoyed easily, you're going to have a bad time.

• The TV remote. It can get pretty loud. Keep one hand on the volume button at all times.

HOW TO PLAY:

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Pick a Captain.

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The Captain's only job is to resolve all conflicts. Because there will be conflicts. Many, many conflicts.

In the event that the Captain passes out, conflicts may be resolved by yelling, abusive language and violence.

Before you start, assemble the Bigg Boss Eliminator.

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Every participants pours some of their drink in a cup. The resulting cocktail is called the Bigg Boss Eliminator. Keep aside for now.

Refill the Eliminator at the end of every break.

Take a sip every time:

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• An inmate uses an english word.

• Someone talks directly to the camera.

• One or several housemates randomly break into song.

• Anybody says. "I'm not here to make friends."

• Someone discusses the nomination.

• You see someone on an exercise machine.

• When a pair of them takes a walk in the garden to gossip.

Chug half your drink when:

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• Salman Khan lies down on stage.

• A celebrity enters the house to promote a movie.

• One housemate whispers something to another so the mic can't catch it.

• Salman flirts with the resident firang.

• The housemates put up a choreographed dance routine.

• A kitchen squabble occurs.

• Anyone enters the confession room.

• Anyone says the words "National television."

• An inmate starts crying.

• A contestant falls asleep in the middle of the day.

During a fight:

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The Captain picks two worthy opponents for a Drink-off. The Drink-off continues till the yelling match does in the house. First person to give up gets one automatic nomination vote against them.

Rest of the group stand around them yelling, "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

During an emotional breakdown/monologue:

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There's at least one emotional or angry rant per episode. It may happen directly at camera, an unsuspecting housemate or just some bathroom drama. Start drinking as soon as it starts. You cannot put your glass down till the monologue or your drink is over, whichever comes first.

When a word is beeped out, everyone hands their drink to the person on their left and chugs.

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The Eliminator.

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At every commercial break, everyone nominates one person within the drinking circle who is too sober. The person with the maximum votes chugs the Eliminator. In case of a tie, the Captain gets to decide.

Last man standing wins. If you pass out before the end of the episode, you're a psycho case man.

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And if you think you can last wayyyy longer, take this quiz to find out if you're right.