1. If you're going to be submerged anyway, you might as well claim mermaidship.
2. Your outfit is on point, so why should you cover it?
3. Your love for food can flood all aspects of your life.
4. Your footwear can be chic even when drenched with mud.
5. You needn't rock the 'raccoon' anymore.
6. Your favourite '90s trend totally works in keeping you on your feet.
7. Don't let your umbrella stop you from tweeting about how much you hate the rains.
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