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You delay your shopping trips till you're a desperate mess.
2.
You try being prepared for shopping trips by making mental lists...
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But when the day comes, you're more easily distracted than a 4-year-old at Disneyland.
4.
You never leave a store with what you'd intended to get.
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So when you go home and look at your shopping you wonder if you were high the whole time.
6.
Your closet has bundles of clothes with their tags still on because of all the impulse buying.
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So you're stuck wearing the same five outfits over and over again.
8.
You have a lot of random statement pieces but almost no basics to wear them with.
9.
Almost all your clothes are either impractical or inappropriate.
10.
You have all sizes from XXS to XXL in your closet.
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Yet you refuse to throw anything out.
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You're a retail worker's nightmare because you're so indecisive.
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So much so, that you've bought things out of guilt so they won't feel bad.
14.
You're astoundingly bad at budgeting and always end up broke.
15.
Your New Year's resolutions always include dressing better but that's less doable than sticking to a diet.
16.
You've tried going shopping with a bunch of different people to see if it helps.
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But you drove them all away and no one wants to go shopping with you anymore.
18.
But hey, nobody's perfect.
