1.
On being there through thick and thin.
4.
On always being Ethan.
8.
On unconditional love.
15.
On achieving inner peace.
16.
On getting through difficult times.
19.
On forming the happiest cult ever.
20.
On the best time to be alive.
22.
On always going for the third slice.
25.
On crimes against pizza.
27.
On different pizzas for different moods.
28.
On the only love of your life.
29.
On pizza being equal to the entire universe.