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You spend long hours carefully concocting thinly veiled insults.
2.
You force-feed them compliments you don't mean.
3.
In your head, you're far superior than them in all capacities.
4.
You employ your BFF to bash them as well.
5.
You love lighting little matches of miscommunication to destroy their social life.
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You shamelessly use them when it's convenient to you.
7.
Sometimes, your cold, hard exterior cracks and you can't help but rip one out.
8.
You're always trying to upstage one another.
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You can't help but stalk them on social media.
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When you know every little thing will make you want to make you break their face.
11.
Literally all their opinions just make you mad.
12.
Sometimes you say mean things about them within earshot and act like you didn't know they were there.
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And then act sheepish when they make thier presence felt.
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And sometimes (when it suits you) you're super nice to each other.
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And you're super affectionate when you're both wasted.
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You'll even take care of each other when one gets too drunk.
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It is, however, short lived.
18.
The glee you feel when they call you to tell you their life problems is unmatched
19.
You wish they'd just apologise for being a bitch so you can go back to being just friends.
20.
You're not above playing dirty when it comes to this friend.
21.
The negativity and stress involved in having a frenemy keeps you up at night.
22.
You both, along with your whole friend group, wishes it would stop but no one wants to be the first one to say it.
23.
And you wonder if this cat and mouse game will go on forever.
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But meanwhile, you're going to still pretend like you're both best friends forever.
