1. When you're reunited with the friend you lost at Dadar station.
2. When your parents want you to take and pass the IIT entrance exams.
3. When elections are near and you've been promised a lot of things.
4. When the cab driver keeps sneaking peeks from the rear-view mirror.
5. When you want your brows on fleek but you have to thread them every week.
6. When you're not ready to get married and all the aunties start asking questions.
7. When your pani puri is over and you just have to ask for a sukka puri.
8. When you're trying to catch a rickshaw to make it to work on time.
9. When you finally give in to the arranged marriage process and meet the weirdest samples of the human race.
10. When you master the art of being a typical Indian male.
11. When you try to pay your income tax and decide it's better to just go to jail.
12. When you're being realistic but still looking forward to the monsoon.
13. When you ask the sabziwala uncle to "sahi batao".
14. When coworkers keep asking what you want for lunch and the answer is always biryani.
15. When you're told to lose some weight and learn to cook if you want someone to marry you.
