1. Let's take a minute to admire poutine.
2. The way its crisp fries yield to the other toppings.
3. And the way the gravy nuzzles itself into every crevice.
4. Oh yeah, look at those cheese curds. Is your mouth wet yet?
5. Inhale that savory aroma when you unbox it.
6. UNF.
7. Sometimes it brings a little meat into the action.
8. Ohhhh yes, poutine, slide that meat right in.
9. Gaze at this poutine submitting itself to braised short rib.
10. You can get all tangled up in these beef cheeks.
11. Poutine loves to wear this hot little green number for you.
12. And work itself into a tornado of mouth pleasure.
13. You know you want to slide your tongue all over its glistening truffles.
14. If you're feeling kinky, poutine will even bring this lobster claw into play.
15. Watch it get between some beer-battered bread.
16. And look at it writhing around in a grilled cheese.
17. Oh god, just look at how this poutine is splayed out on top of a burger.
18. You know you want to crunch this ramen poutine in your mouth hole.
19. Perhaps you could graze your teeth along this poutine dog.
20. Or maybe you just want to gently nibble this corndog poutine.
21. Just give a tender kiss to this kimchi poutine.
22. And then bury your face in this deep-fried sushi poutine.
23. Oh god yes.
24. Don't stop.
