Definitive Proof Simon Amstell Is The Realest Comedian

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    1. When he summarized the main difference between us and vegetables.

    2. When he explained what actually happens when you get a cat.

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    3. When he revealed the real reason why we all drink.

    4. When he made a pretty good case for not eating animals.

    5. But also a strong case against it.

    6. When he explained the realities of living alone.

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    7. When he pointed out the futility of competition.

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    8. When he found the major flaw in group therapy.

    9. When he shot down potential suitors.

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    10. When he came for other people's vanity.

    11. When he knew why funny people don't have orgies.

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    12. When he made it acceptable to fantasize about modern dancers.

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    13. When he pointed out a flaw with modern punks.

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    14. When he described the difficulties of wanting to date yourself.

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    15. When he offered an alternative to religion.

    16. When he taught us that being attached to inanimate things is probably a reflection of internal problems.

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    17. When he explained that history is a pendulum.

    18. When he exposed the truth about loneliness.

    19. When he called out the bullshit of English slang words.

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    20. When he told us that it's OK to have casual relationships.

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    21. And finally, when he reminded us to be confident and take chances.