1.
You definitely wish you had this in the office. And your car. And your home. Hell, every room needs one of these.
2.
And you have no time for people who think this garbage water is an acceptable substitute for the nectar of the gods.
3.
This is how you "cut back."
4.
You always have a secret stash of 'em somewhere.
5.
Sometimes you try to hide your addiction.
6.
But your truest friends know the real you.
7.
You often think about cutting ties with friends who don't support your most important relationship.
8.
You get REALLY tired of people saying this dumb shit to you all the time.
9.
Because what matters is how it makes you ~feel~.
10.
You vastly prefer this over a cake on your birthday. Maybe like five of them.
11.
Your grocery list is pretty short.
12.
You know it's love when you can say this to bae (and actually mean it).
13.
This lady's life seems pretty reasonable to you.
14.
Nothing stands in the way of you and a Diet Coke.
15.
Trash day can sometimes be a little out of control.
16.
You can't help but share your love of Diet Coke with the world! Every year! Forever!
17.
Sure, you can put food in your fridge, but then where would all the Diet Coke go?
18.
You're fairly certain this is what heaven looks like.
Now get out there and satisfy your craving, because you know you NEED one right away.