Buzz·Posted on 22 Mar 201621 Questions Glasgow Has For The Rest Of The WorldYe dinnae understand us? Och, gie's peace. That's pure mince.by Nina GlencrossBuzzFeed ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Why do ice cream vans in other cities only sell ice cream? View this photo on Instagram 2. Why aren't all sausages square? 3. And FFS, where are all the tattie scones? 4. Why do you pretend you can't understand us? View this photo on Instagram 5. Yet you simultaneously think we have the sexiest accent. How does that work? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Why do you have so many different names for the slice on the end of a loaf, and why are they all wrong? 7. Why are other cities' subway systems so bloody complicated? View this photo on Instagram 8. Why don't you take full advantage of "taps aff" weather? View this photo on Instagram 9. And why does everyone flee at the first sign of rain? View this photo on Instagram 10. Why do people in other cities take themselves so seriously? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Why are you so bad at flirting? View this photo on Instagram 12. How can so many of you go out and enjoy yourself without getting totes steamboats? View this photo on Instagram 13. Why is everyone else in the world so rubbish at gigs? View this photo on Instagram 14. Why are non-Glaswegians so shite at swearing? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. While we're on the subject: Why don't you use insults as terms of endearment? View this photo on Instagram 16. And why are your comebacks rotten too? 17. Why do you think Edinburgh is better? View this photo on Instagram 18. What's with the unprecedented lack of Irn-Bru? View this photo on Instagram 19. And why isn't the mighty Munchy Box available worldwide? 20. Why don't people in other cities decorate their historical statues with traffic cones? View this photo on Instagram 21. And, most importantly, why would you want to live anywhere else but here? View this photo on Instagram