I wouldn’t reproduce with someone with tattooed genitals. Natural selection ftw!
Response to How Crappy Is Your Roommate?:
I clicked on almost all of these and it said my roommate is “adaquate?!” No! It’s spelled adequate. And she isn’t. She’s horrible.
i smiled from beginning to end! so cute.
Response to Are You More Yuppie Or Hipster?:
it’s a nickname for young professionals