9 Signs You're A Minnesotan Living In Dallas

Moving from the Mini-Apple to the Big D comes with many changes. The move also, however, reveals many similarities between the two cities. Below you will find the Top 9 signs you're a Minnesotan living in Dallas.

1. Your friends tell you to meet them in Uptown so you drive to the southern part of Dallas. You then find out that the Dallas "Uptown" is actually in the northern part of the city… and… you don't want to be in the southern part of Dallas at night. Run Forest. Run.

2. You're blessed with over 50 degree weather for 10 months of the year, but can't stop thinking about how much you miss pick-up hockey games.

3. Your driving habits morph from a "Pardon me" attitude to a "Blow me" attitude. Seriously. Dallas driving is straight dangerous.

4. You get mocked for your Minnesotan accent in Dallas AND mocked for saying y'all in Minnesota. A lose-lose situation.

5. You feel like you can't get away from red iBeam sculptures.

6. Since you're finally rid of the prissy St. Thomas bar scene, you decide to try out the local SMU establishments… only to find out that the SMU students are even worse! An inconvenient truth.

7. You celebrate when you discover the area of Dallas called Deep Ellum. The Dallas version of Nordeast.

8. You start rooting for Dallas teams (since every good citizen roots for their hometown team) only to realize that Dallas fans only care about their teams when they actually win. Skol Vikings!

9. You can't wait to visit the Texas State Fair, the largest state fair in the country, only to realize that the reason it's the "largest" fair is because the friggin' thing goes on for a month. Leaving you with the obvious conclusion that the Minnesota State Fair is not only the TRUE "largest state fair in the country," but the best fair on this whole damn planet.