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    The Night I Quit Drinking

    To be fair She had been giving me the stirrup all night long. I had already been in a stable relationship, but I just needed to go through a couple of hurdles before I was ready to commit. My happiness was my mane priority. [Ed. Note: I ran out of puns]

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