Geez, I'm glad my parent's never bought me anything!

And in 20 years, Mom's gonna wonder why her daughter put her in such a shitty home…

I'm with Mom on this one. Who wants to drop $1500 on a wedding dress for your daughter only to find out at the last minute that it no longer fits because she couldn't lay of the Cheetos for six months.

Scales: one for the weight, the other for psychological stress.

If you need to weigh yourself with more than one scale, it's too late.

WORST. PARENTS. EVER. Holy shit, that is so fucked up. I love how they say, “you are beautiful now.” I'd like to punch them both of them right in the face on Katie's behalf.

I doubt this will help with ANY stress, Mom.

Buy 'somes' scales? Maybe mom needs to learn English

First of all, bull poop. Secondly, hilarious.