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  • Adam1 thinks Instant Virgin Detector is LOL  about 2 weeks ago ×
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  • I used hover-hand when taking a picture with a Vegas showgirl. I figured she was already tired and half naked and didn't want a bunch of random dirty paws being laid all over her.

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  • I don't want strangers to touch me and I assume other people feel the same until they say otherwise.

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  • Guy in pic #5 looks like he could be related to my creepy step dad

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  • EPIC HOVER HANDS!!! Only @ The Hover Hand

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  • lol, I am a virgin and I have no problems touching a girl. She might though…

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  • guy in pic 5 is kinda cute :) , wouldn't mind takin his virginity  have a thing for nerds

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  • No, see, that guy in the Dominican Republic picture HAD to have his hand that awkwardly low… he's covering up his raging boner.

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  • detection fail.

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  • There is a huge difference between having respect for a woman and her body, and just being a huge pussy and not being able to rest your hand harmlessly on her while you both pose for the photo… willingly….

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  • i just browsed through my facebook pictures to see if the time i started actually putting my hand on a girls shoulders corresponded with the time i lost my virginity. correlated.

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  • to be fair, i wouldn't touch those some of those busted skanks with my bare hands either. and im a slut.

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