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Posted on Sep 17, 2010

Reasons Not To Get Married - Guy Edition

Challenge! Who has the better reasons to not get married? The Guys or the Girls? Here are some solid reasons why you should not get married... If you're a guy. [Ed's Note: I will tally up total number of comments in a couple of days to see who will be the victor. Ps - If you are getting married soon, this post may not be for you.] Check out the Girl Edition.

by nickrrrad

Community Contributor

1. Before/After Marriage
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This guy would prob kick my butt for posting this. Sorry duders.
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4. At First, Partners In Crime Like Ricky & Lucy Ricardo
5. Afterwards Partners In Crime Like Fred & Ethal

(Ok, this one is mutually bad)
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I think my main argument here is that girls will get fat. (yeah, I said it)
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10. BONUS!

She will turn into a plastic psycho.