Oh, and thanks for the last one. I guess we can’t win either way—we get fat or we get some “work” done to avoid getting fat. Either way our husbands will want out. Thank GOD for awesome men like mine.

I was in a really good mood until I saw this. Now I’m just sad. Jeezus. Also, I hope that “Duders” does kick your ass for posting that picture. He and his (adorable) wife look happy in both those pictures.

So far, girls have it/get it. Give me a fat girl who will love me anyday.

do you get paid to come up with this stuff?

Comedy fail. Old, stale joke. Poorly executed.

This is pretty much the worst list ever.

i like female version better, we have more valid arguments, not just the getting fat one….so this list is BS

yeah, #7 is more for the ladies. have you even googled what the lion’s penis does? Ouch!

You repeated one.
Also, you have absolutely no proof that marriage makes a woman fat, you are just comparing pictures of girls after they have aged a bit (and gained weight).

MORE TO LOVE, OKAY?

yeah. but. you declined to mention how much bigger their boobs got after marriage.  So. There’s that.

Oh.. I thought this was going to be more than fat jokes. Eh. We all end up ugly, no matter if we marry or not.

Hmmm DM me some thoughts.. I’ll make one. @nickrrrad

Still waiting for the Gay Edition.