AWHHH SHIT this brought tears to my eyes, manly tears.

“Remember when we were once young and had our whole lives ahead of us? The world was our oyster. Now we are old and have settled for a routine of mediocrity. The spark is gone. That's why Weezer is a perfect metaphor for our marriage.” —Mark

When I am old, alone, and have no anniversaries to celebrate, I hope that my turtles call Weezer to sing a song for me anyway.