• 1. Sex

    What else but a a false sense of entitlement to start things off. Every rocker knows that without sex, you’ll never achieve god like status. So have it, lots of it, and with as many people as possible.

  • 2. Drugs

    Drugs are cool. They make you drop out of school, hate hippies, get tattoos, and be really self-destructive. (You’re one step closer!)

  • 3. Rock N’ Roll

    Pick up the guitar!! It’s SOOOOO EASY. Seriously, you need to know like four chords.

  • 4. Now

  • 5. Put

  • 6. Them

  • 7. All

  • 8. Together.

  • 9. Voila!

    (Vince Neil has really let himself go.)

  • 10. BONUS!

    Ian Dury and the Blockheads