1. Oh, I just remembered! I'm out of shampoo, better stop into Target.
2. Why are there 700 handicap parking spots?
3. Would it be worth it to break both my legs to get a decent parking spot?
4. I'll just park next to this minivan with the family stickers on the back.
5. Oh, those aren't children they're just cats.
6. Wait - five? Five cats?
7. I bet she came here for cat litter.
8. Or maybe just to socialize and get out of the house.
9. lol that guy tried to walk into the exit door. What a Target rookie!
10. I'm only getting shampoo, I don't need a shopping cart.
11. I'll just get a basket.
12. On second thought, I'll get the cart - you never know.
13. Bathing suits?!?
14. Already?!?
15. Do they ever not have bathing suits?!
16. Do I need a new bathing suit?
17. Ooh, cardigans!
18. No, I have plenty.
19. Oh, but not one that color!!!
20. I think they probably have a scarf that matches this.
21. OMG there's like 20 scarves that match this!
22. Do I need a new purse? I feel like I do.
23. I DEFINITELY need new sunglasses, I don't even know where mine are.
24. Oh, they're on my head.
25. I bet if I invested in some more workout pants, I'd actually workout more.
26. Yeah right, these aren't workout pants, these are couch+Netflix pants.
27. So many cozy sweaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. Oh god - baby stuff! Thank god I don't have to buy any of that yet!
29. But these shoes are so tiny!
30. I probably know someone who will have a baby soon.
31. They're too cute to put down, I'll just get them.
32. I should read more books.
33. I should listen to more music.
34. I should watch more movies.
35. Omg, they have Grey's Anatomy on DVD!
36. But that's what Netflix is for.
37. But what if Netflix takes it down soon, I'm only halfway through season four!
38. I should probably get season 1-4, just so I'll have them.
39. I think I need a new digital camera.
40. They sell iPhones now?
41. I'll see if they can upgrade mine.
42. Ooh, a new iPad case would be nice!
43. There's a WHOLE AISLE for NERF GUNS?!?!
44. I can't remember the last time I rode a bike.
45. Kids helmets are so much cooler nowadays.
46. Ooh, yoga mats!
47. HOLIDAY CANDY!
48. THERE'S A WHOLE SECTION OF HOLIDAY CANDY!
49. I'll just get a few.....
50. Oh this bedspread is adorable!
51. I do need a new picture frame though.
52. I should probably get one of those collage kinds.
53. I don't know where I'll hang it, but it'll hold more photos.
54. Do I even have any photos?
55. TOWELS!
56. This bath mat is really soft!
57. I think I need a lamp for my desk.
58. Come to think of it, I don't have any matching plates in my apartment!
59. They're only $3.99 per plate, that's a steal!
60. I definitely need window curtains, my room is TOO bright!
61. I should get some nail polish while I'm here.
62. Am I almost out of toilet paper?
63. I think I'm almost out of toothpaste.
64. I want to try a new eyeshadow color.
65. Oh yeah, I did want to try that new cereal.
66. Why don't they have self checkout?!?!?
67. Please take forever scanning my things.
68. $200?!?!?!?!?!
69. Well fine, it's all things I really do need.
70. I forgot where I parked.
71. Why don't they have someone help you carry your stuff to your car?
72. I guess I could invent that job.
73. Oh yeah, socks! I should've gotten new socks!
74. Oh well, I'm home now.
75. Shit. I forgot shampoo.
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