1. Finding spare change at the bottom of your bag or coat pocket is like Christmas.
2. The McDonald’s dollar/value menu is your idea of eating out.
4. You never look at you bank account/statement unless absolutely necessary.
5. You know how to economize so well that you must have been an inventor in a previous life.
6. You know how to use the last drop of anything from shampoo to juice bottle and if that doesn’t work just add water.
Those upside down bottles were made for us.