A Princess Bride Fan's Guide To Etsy

If you search The Princess Bride on Etsy you can easily be overwhelmed by the amount of adorable/retro/cult crap, so I have condensed all of the cutest stuff into one place, you're welcome.

'As You Wish' Decal

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Mug not included, but who cares it's a decal so you could put this on literally anything, a different mug, your laptop, your car, your cat, whatever! From CharlieChalkDesigns

Pastel Princess Pencil Set

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It is inconceivable that you have been using normal pencils all this time when these were available! Your next shopping list just got a hell of a lot cuter.

thecarboncrusader

I'd come back from Mostly Dead for you card.

4four / Via etsy.com

Nothing says troo wuv like coming back from Mostly Dead for someone and if you struggle to say it outloud, say it with a card from 4four

The Princess Bride Poetry Fridge Magnet Set

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That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “don't drink all the milk”, what he meant was, “I love you." Just kidding he really did mean "don't drink all the milk".

If you find sharing your feelings in a traditional conversational manner is too much like hard work, let deep fridge magnet poetry do the talking for you.

LogophilesAnonymous

'Ash You Wish' Tiny Human Clothes

PetitePensieri / Via etsy.com

Do you know a tiny person with really hip parents and want to find the perfect little present that will solidify your status and cool aunt/uncle for life? Your wish is my command!

PetitePensieri

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! hand pulled screenprint

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Mandy Patinkin may be Saul from Homeland now but to me he will always be Ingio Montoya avenging the death of his father. Bad. Ass.

BarryDBulsara

Buttercup and Westley Book Locket Necklace

cinsationalbaubles / Via etsy.com

The cuteness. I cannot cope. It opens so you could put a picture of your very own farm boy in there, should you be lucky enough to have one.

cinsationalbaubles

Handmade Trinket Box Book

RFabiano / Via etsy.com

The effort that has gone into this hand painted box is incredible. It also features a map so you can navigate your way around Guilder and Florin, the Cliffs of Insanity, the Fire Swamp and the Pit of Despair, handy!

RFabiano

As You Wish Metal Bookends

Just4theArtofit / Via etsy.com

Arguably the best bookends to have ever graced a bookshelf.

Just4theArtofit

The Princess Bride Retro Movie Poster

EhronAsher / Via etsy.com

Super cool retro inspired poster re-imagining of The Princess Bride if it had been a 1930's swashbuckling pirate adventure romance. I'm sold.

EhronAsher

The Princess Bride Quote Cuff Bracelet

SophiaWJewelryDesign / Via etsy.com

"her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high"

Handmade and ADORABLE.

SophiaWJewelryDesign

The Princess Bride Inspired Tribute Charm Bracelet with 38 Charms

etsy.com / Via KustomKeepsakesFP

For the very serious Princess Bride fan in your life. Complete with vial of iocane* powder and tiny portrait of Fred Savage. Aw.

*iocane powder may infact be talc

KustomKeepsakesFP

The Princess Bride - As You Wish Mini Poster

AmyMcAdamsDesign / Via etsy.com

cool. very cool indeed.

AmyMcAdamsDesign