My sister "accidentally" gave me food poisoning. The resulting sick caused my water to break and send me into active labor. Plus side- I didn't poop while pushing!
I had been drinking the night before. The next morning I was dropping my son off at daycare. When I got out of the car I tried to fart but ended up shitting my pants. I had to go inside the daycare, log my son in and run into the bathroom. I ended up leaving my underwear in the garbage…Â
I agreed to go on a double date for my friend. This guy showed up on a broke ass motorcycle, gave me his helmet to wear and took me to the movies where we met up with my friend and his. I paid for my movie and my dinner afterwards and ended up getting a ride home with my friend and…Â
When I was in high school I went out with some friends but we had to come back to my house to grab something. As soon as I walked in the front door with my friends I had a direct view of my mom and step dad having sex in the in ground hot tub. My friends saw it too. I was mortified.…Â
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