Twitter, what were you thinking!?!
You are now officially more clever than your cat!
It tastes like troll tears!
No one in the history of the universe has ever meant to say “ducking.”
We trust you shall use these tricks wisely.
It’s a dangerous world out there for your sex drive.
Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!
Impatience and science mix like water and oil.
Are you ready to become a Pizza Boss?
We’re going back to the future, Marty!
It’s male testicular exam models for everyone!
Catelyn Stark was Hermione Granger’s mom?? Mind. Blown.