1. So here they are. 5 boys… 5 men… 5 perfect specimens of a living species.
Already your mind is in overdrive; Liam’s arm (HELLO), Zayn’s squint (MELTS), Harry’s headband (AWW), Niall’s vest (CUTE), Louis’ forearm (FIRM).
2. To help you make your mind up, you take Buzzfeed’s “Which Member of One Direction Should You Marry?” test.
3. You’re like “OMG I GOT LOUIS!!” He may not have been your gut instinct’s first choice but you feel blessed and overwhelmed that someone thinks you’re worthy of marrying any member of this heavenly band.
4. You realise that you’re basically this Koala bear and you feel excited about rubbing noses with Louis for the rest of your life.
5. But then you start to get intense feelings of jealousy towards this Koala bear…
7. Yes… he’s the one… just look at him. And just like Beyonce you can’t help but scream “Surfboard” whenever you see this picture.
8. But then you see this picture and you’re just like “OMG I could be that butterfly fluttering next to Harry’s heart… I REALLY COULD”
10. You really feel there’s a place for you at this table, amongst his showbiz pals… They’d embrace you, laugh at your jokes and coo over how cute you and Harry look together.
11. But you’d always be worrying about the stability, and decide you need a bit of commitment in your life… ENTER ZAYN!
OMG he just stared at you and you died.
12. This could totally be you pulling funny faces as Zayn’s fiance (OMG just saying it makes you giddy).
14. Or adopting this adorable little kitten with him.
You could start your own little family of furry animals with you and Zayn as the parents… Can you even imagine?!
15. But realistically you have too much respect for Perrie because Little Mix are fierce and “Move” was your sassy song of 2013.
“Get your back off the wall, don’t you get comfortable”