Ha, good call. Although the same people who are getting a kick out of this today are the ones who think the Pitch was at all realistic. Namely, not you or I. Let Carrot have their moment. Disclosure: I do not work for Carrot, but I have met a couple of the dudes who do and they're really nice.

I think the human equivalent of this would be a blow-up doll.

Not pictured: Incredible mural overhead.

That Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce looks just as appealing as Cheerwine Krispy Kreme donuts. Which is to say, not at all.

This is why potheads should never quit smoking just because they have kids.

My god, we've evolved from savages.