1.
When you'd rather have money for alcohol than clean sheets.
2.
Or decent meals, for that matter.
3.
When you ask your friends the big questions in life:
4.
When you finally take a look at your assessment tasks for the semester.
5.
And when you attempt to start one of the actual assignments.
6.
When you would rather do anything but listen in a lecture...
7.
...Though sometimes you don't make it to the lecture anyway.
8.
When it's time to drink.
9.
When you send a photo guaranteed to piss off all your working mates.
10.
When you just need to put the phone down.
11.
When Wednesday night finally rolls around.
12.
When you want to notify all your friends that a friend got ~lucky~!
13.
When you have no idea where the hell you've woken up.
14.
When you send the "day after" Snapchat.
15.
When you get tagged in a shocking photo from the night before that you don't remember being in.
16.
When the rest of your memories slowly come creeping back to you.
17.
And when your night was unsuccessful so you might as well make a joke about it.
