This week the BuzzFeed Australia team went to the Sydney Cricket Ground to see the Adelaide Strikers take on the Sydney Sixers in the Big Bash League.
I noticed they were showing live tweets on the big screen, so I spent around six minutes thinking of an awesome, cricket related tweet and posted this:
Within a minute I received this reply from Channel Ten's Sport Twitter account, who happened to be broadcasting the game.
I tried a different approach.
Channel Ten started opening up to me, then something weird happened. I started to develop emotions for a TV network.
I couldn't wait any longer! Channel Ten was somewhere in the SCG and I wanted to meet them!
They revealed their whereabouts, hanging out behind the commentators.
Like a school boy I looked over to the commentator's box to see what I think was Channel Ten, and boy, it was love at first sight.
It was time to take our relationship to the next level (although Channel Ten was hesitant).
I got desperate.
It worked.
So I started whipping out the big guns. This line has never failed me!
Then I made a fatal mistake.
The silent treatment began. I knew what was coming because I've been in this situation with human girls before.
I blew it.
I was rebounding hard, so I contacted Channel Nine.
My knight in shining armour came out to save me and my shattered heart.
I immediately wanted to distance myself from Channel Ten.
The two networks started fighting each other for my love.
After seeing Channel Nine destroy Ten verbally (and in the ratings) I knew I was ready to take the next step. I asked Channel Nine the biggest question in any couple's relationship:
And so it began, the greatest love story not to be written by Nicholas Sparks.