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It seems like all people want in life is a big dick, which you can't offer :(
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When someone sees you naked for the first time they're just like:
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But hey, their reactions could be worse.
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And once you get going you're all confused when your partner asks you to go back to foreplay.
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When you ask them how you were in bed and they're like:
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And you're just like:
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And eventually they're like:
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You have to come up with other ways to compensate for it.
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But in the end it's not about the dick, it's about the person attached to it.
