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First there's the status letting all your friends know that it was a ~mutual thing:~
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The status where you brag about your latest achievement:
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And trust us, there will be a lot of them. You're single and free now!
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When you get a new hobby:
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And you love to keep everyone updated with how the hobby is going:
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When you get in contact with old friends:
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When you're subtle as hell:
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When you make your ex jealous with other girls:
11.
And if that doesn't work, then a photo should do the trick:
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When you post a shady quote to let your ex know they never deserved you:
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When you start a new ~sport:~
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And meet someone who actually cares about who you really are:
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And the status to let everyone know you're moving on with your life:
