In light of the recent heightened terror threats in Australia, the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation (ASIO) have been granted new powers to place the Australian public under surveillance.
There were people asking ASIO for hints in the bedroom.
#HeyAsio - If you are going to watch me during sex, could you at least provide tips, advice and feedback. Lets make it work for both of us
Questions about their diet.
#heyasio my whole day has been ruined by a stupid muffin, why aren't you doing something about this
Or just what they should eat in general.
#heyasio should I get cheese on my mix kebab or is that too fattening?
ASIO were there to help people with horrible memory.
#HeyASIO I've forgotten if I'd had my morning wank. Please advise.
Journalists asking for career advice.
#HeyASIO, will the next story I publish get me sent to jail for 10 years for just doing my job as a journo
Australians still want to know questions that they've had for months?!
#HeyASIO WHERE IS THAT PLANE?!?
Who ASIO?! WHO!? WHO WHO WHO!?
#HeyASIO Who let the dogs out?
Come on ASIO! Jim needs to get around tonight, help him out!
#heyASIO I lost my Uber password, and need to get around town tonight. Can you please remind me what it is? Or provide my own private black?
Who needs iCloud when there's ASIO...
#HeyASIO, a bunch of my family photos got corrupted yesterday - can I borrow your backups?
ASIO: Wingman of the year!
#heyASIO i forgot my tinder login details can you help
Our boy Illy lost his car keys and needed help! #PrayForIlly
#heyASIO where are my car keys?
Also helping Australians with their technical problems.
#HeyASIO my webcam is acting flaky, can you tell me if it's working for you?
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#HeyASIO A long black cock, a long black cock. A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG black cock.
A question that really needs answering.
#HeyASIO I'm in Malaysia eating halal food now. Should I be alert or alarmed when clearing #TeamAustralia Customs in a couple of days?
And finally...
#heyASIO just wanted to say "hey asio"