1.
"A bucket hat. Really human?"
2.
"Maybe if I sleep I can escape the hell you've put me in."
3.
"The '90s called, and even then this beanie was out of date."
4.
"Christmas isn't for two months you pathetic meat-filled skin bag."
7.
"Ohhhhh, you didn't just do that!"
9.
"I fucking hate you all..."
10.
"Don't you dare look down on me."
11.
"Oh. I'm a pirate kitty. Hilarious."
12.
"Kitty Red Riding Hood? Get it?! Hahahahah-FUCK YOU!"
13.
"When I turn 18 I'm so out of here."
14.
"Oh let's put cat ears on a cat! Great idea Sharon..."
15.
"Everyone in this group will die a slow and painful dead."
16.
"I will scratch your face off motherfucker."
17.
"Taking a photo of me in a cat suit? What's your caption going to be? Catception? Good one..."
18.
"Just you wait until I get out of this!"
19.
"You have no idea what I'm capable of."
20.
"You're spending your Saturday night in dressing up your cat. Your life is awesome, human."
21.
"I cannot wait for the Human race to fall."
22.
"Top hats...just...I don't even know why you do this."
23.
"Poke me once more asshole, I dare you!"
24.
"Wrong public holiday, peasant."
25.
"Aluminium foil. Maybe if you spend more time working and less time doing this shit you'll be able to afford an actual costume."
27.
"A Bee. Wow, adorable."
28.
"You should be the one wearing this, cockhead."
29.
"I'm not making a roaring sound for your entertainment."
30.
"Animal cruelty. Every heard of that?!"
31.
"I. Hate. Everything. About. What. You. Choose. To. Be."
32.
"I WILL FUCKING END YOU!"
