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20 Texts Only Aussie Blokes Will Understand

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1. The simple texts with your mate that get straight to the point.

2. Maccas runs for life. End of story.

3. Alcohol orders via text will be sent every weekend.

4. Or ordering anything through text.

5. The one mate who just has to be different.

6. Going to the movies in Australia leaves you in complete financial ruin.

7. You always have that one mate.

8. Basketball will be relevant in Australia once again. Just give it time.

9. Damn Foxtel!

10. The friend who constantly quotes everything.

11. The mate who is nothing but class.

12. The one friend who keeps you up to date with his horrible beer choices.

13. The morning after texts from your best mate.

14. Or the morning after texts following up on someone's antics from the night before.

15. The bogan mate.

16. Australians really, REALLY like this show.

17. Not everyone can afford pay TV.

18. R.I.P Matt's Commodore.

19. The only way you know how to beat the Aussie heat.

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