+28 points: Bust out an endzone handstand.
+100 points: Lead a team prayer (only Tim Tebow is eligible).
-25 points: Accidentally Tebow.
-35 points: Intentionally Tebow.
-3 points: Forget what sport you play.
+10 points: Execute a perfect leaping waist bump.
+90 points: Make Jim Irsay look stupid.
(Divide point total in half): Accumulate massive stats in massive loss.
+8 points, move to injured reserve by week 5: Take a million hits, throw four interceptions and fumble twice, still beat the Browns.
+3 points: Pass the torch.
+11 points: Make kickers relevant again.
-15 points: Lose game because of Kevin Ogletree.