This Is How Fantasy Football Should Be Scored

Fantasy football scoring has gotten a bit stale. After the NFL’s first week, it’s clear these point bonuses need to be added immediately.

1. +28 points: Bust out an endzone handstand.

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Adrian Peterson lifts himself off the ground after the second of his two touchdown runs Sunday.

2. +100 points: Lead a team prayer (only Tim Tebow is eligible).

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Tim Tebow leads Jets and Bills players in prayer Sunday.

3. -25 points: Accidentally Tebow.

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Robert Griffin III celebrates after an Alfred Morris touchdown run Sunday.

4. -35 points: Intentionally Tebow.

Von Miller Tebows after sacking Ben Roethlisberger in the fourth quarter Sunday night.

5. -3 points: Forget what sport you play.

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Tony Gonzalez dunks the football over the goal post after a 7-yard touchdown catch in Kansas City.

6. +10 points: Execute a perfect leaping waist bump.

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Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow celebrate after a Jets touchdown against the Bills.

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Matt Ryan and Julio Jones celebrate after a Falcons touchdown against the Chiefs.

8. +90 points: Make Jim Irsay look stupid.

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In his first game as a Denver Bronco, Peyton Manning threw for 253 yards and two touchdowns in a 31-19 win over the Steelers.

9. (Divide point total in half): Accumulate massive stats in massive loss.

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Bills running back C.J. Spiller racked up 169 yards and one touchdown on the ground, but the Jets thrashed the Bills 48-28.

10. +8 points, move to injured reserve by week 5: Take a million hits, throw four interceptions and fumble twice, still beat the Browns.

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Michael Vick threw for four interceptions but led a late-game comeback to beat the Browns 17-16 in Cleveland.

11. +3 points: Pass the torch.

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Robert Griffin III threw for 320 yards and two touchdowns in his first game as a pro in a win over Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints.

12. +11 points: Make kickers relevant again.

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Rookie kicker Blair Walsh made four field goals against the Jaguars, including a 55-yarder as time expired in regulation and a 38-yarder in overtime.

13. -6 points: Do yoga.

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Jay Cutler takes a hit from the Indianapolis Colts, but he would rebound and throw for two touchdowns in a 41-21 Bears victory.

14. -15 points: Lose game because of Kevin Ogletree.

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Eli Manning walks off the field after a 24-17 Giants loss to the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas receiver Kevin Ogletree had eight catches for 114 yards and two touchdowns.

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