This Is How Fantasy Football Should Be Scored

    Fantasy football scoring has gotten a bit stale. After the NFL's first week, it's clear these point bonuses need to be added immediately.

    +28 points: Bust out an endzone handstand.

    +100 points: Lead a team prayer (only Tim Tebow is eligible).

    -25 points: Accidentally Tebow.

    -35 points: Intentionally Tebow.

    -3 points: Forget what sport you play.

    +10 points: Execute a perfect leaping waist bump.

    +90 points: Make Jim Irsay look stupid.

    (Divide point total in half): Accumulate massive stats in massive loss.

    +8 points, move to injured reserve by week 5: Take a million hits, throw four interceptions and fumble twice, still beat the Browns.

    +3 points: Pass the torch.

    +11 points: Make kickers relevant again.

    -6 points: Do yoga.

    -15 points: Lose game because of Kevin Ogletree.