1. No matter what kind of weather is predicted for the day, always wear flip-flops.
2. Although if you need to wear socks with your sandals, make sure they're fashionable.
@michaellgoodwin I didn't know they made socks specifically for #FloridaProblems
3. And don’t forget to wear at least 10 layers when it gets below 70 degrees.
4. Even in the summer, bring an extra sweater and gloves because the AC is always in full force.
5. Make sure you own more bathing suits than actual clothing.
6. Never hold back on your passion for college football.
7. Attempt to raise an exotic pet, preferably one of the gators from your backyard.
8. Have an annual pass to either Disney World or Universal Orlando.
9. Waste all of your savings at the Epcot Food & Wine Festival.
10. Try to eat a sacred Publix sub once a day.
11. And drink Publix sweet tea with every meal.
12. Laugh hysterically at every Florida man joke you hear.
Florida Man Calls 911 After Playstation Stops Working |
13. Always try to impress everyone by briefly mentioning how you've seen at least one space shuttle launch.
14. Don’t forget to brag about experiencing a hurricane.
15. Never complain about the summer weather ruining your beach day.
16. Don't let the infamous humidity embarrass you.
