Sup fools. Have you been feeling... lonely?
Not to worry, we have the solution for you: ALL GOLD EVERYTHING.
This party's got everything: The puppy from the Trinidad James video. Furniture made entirely of gold bullion. Ron Paul cackling maniacally in the corner. Heck, Michael Kors is catering!
So come to our house on Saturday, 3/30 anytime after 10 pm for a gold ol' fashioned time.
Randolph House, aka the Golden Fortress.
You might also want to brush up on these moves:
See you there.
P.S. Too many GIFs for you? UNINVITED. (EVAN.)