10 Worst Friends To Have From Game Of Thrones

The Official Ranking of the 10 worst friends to have from the Game of Thrones. These characters have a completely different definition of friendship. They’ll conspire against you, and kill you in the blink of eye. Watch your back. Winter is coming.

10. Cersei Lannister

She’s the reason why guys say, “Bit*ches be crazy.” Killed her husband, makes babies with her brother, and gave birth to the human form of a monster (Joffrey). Don’t ask this one to watch your drink.

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9. Craster

He might be a “friend” to the Night’s Watch, but let’s be real: he’s an awful human being. He has children with his daughters to continue the family line. We’re guessing he’d sacrifice you to the creeps in the forest (just like he does with his sons) to keep himself alive.

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8. Tywin Lannister

Controlling, manipulative, untrustworthy; all qualities you avoid in a friend. You would be safer befriending a real lion.

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7. Viserys Targaryan

He would sell you for a glass of wine, some cheese, and a night with a whore. Terrible brother, total wuss with a stick up his arse. Although, he does have a golden crown.

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6. Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish

Yeah, he may run a brothel and maybe would let you sleep with one of his girls, but at a very high price–your life. Just ask Ned…

5. Roose Bolton

Traitor. Social climber. The evil is written in his eyes. Don’t make the mistake of trusting him. He’ll fill your baby mama and proceed to decapitate you.

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4. Walder Frey

Whatever you do, don’t ask him to attend your wedding.

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3. Ramsay Bolton

What is with these Boltons? It must be something in their blood. Ramsay’s the kind of friend would kill your puppy in front of you, and then force you to eat your puppy, while flaying your toes. All because you sat in his spot.

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2. Joffrey Baratheon (Lannister)

When he died in the “purple wedding”, GOT fans breathed a sigh of release and thanked whatever gods they believed in (R’hollor or the Seven or whatever). He was pure evil with no spine, and all too perfect blonde hair. The only bromance he had was with the Hound, and even then he referred to him as “dog.”

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1. Theon Greyjoy

He is a d$%^ (which he totally deserved to have chopped off in season 2). Arguably, the most hated character created by GOT writer, George R.R. Martin. You and Theon can grow up together, play swords, ride horses, chase girls…you’ll think you’re more than friends, almost like brothers. And then he’ll storm your castle, kill your friends and burn your younger brothers alive (or at least claim he did).