5 Reasons Larry Should Have Told Piper The Truth

Remember on Orange is the New Black (OITNB) when Larry told Piper that Alex didn't name her? Yea, stupid decision on his part.

1. Piper was looking for a reason to continue hating Alex after seeing her.

Dude, why did you let your dad in your head? Didn't you know that she'd fall for Vause?

2. Alex is irresistible. I mean, look at her.

Yum. Poor Larry, you didn't have a chance.

3. Piper would have relied on Larry more.

Piper would have continued to keep her distance from Alex if you would have had a mind of your own, dude. You could have played the supportive dude card and kept her affection strong for you while in the can.

4. Piper would have been able to grow more if she knew the truth.

Instead of reliving the good times with Alex, Piper could have started using her time to get past the...well the past, and start preparing her mind for life with Larry. She could have grown emotionally and learned from others to process her anger.

5. Larry wouldn't have to edge as much.

Well bud, keep on pushing it to the limits.