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Her face when he asks her how she is.
2.
That nobody has touched their drink even though everyone has been there a long time.
3.
The fact that Derek Thompson is the only man in a whole sea of women.
4.
This rather horrific wine glass chandelier.
5.
And the fact that nobody has touched their food.
6.
"Are you enjoying this meal you haven't actually eaten yet?"
7.
That he runs excitably away from a mirror.
9.
Before he points at a TV that doesn't actually face the bed.
10.
This rather horrific foot art.
11.
The fact that he says "THIS" 11 times.
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And "there's something in this bedroom that you won't find in any other hotel room in Britain."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS THANKS
