1. It all starts with pre-drinks, which are just as important as the night out itself.
2. The taxi always manages to arrive early while you're still pre-drinking, so you make it wait at least 10 minutes.
3. As soon as you arrive at the top of Wind Street you throw money at the driver and make the mad dash to find a toilet.
4. Whilst you're in Ice Bar though, you might as well take a toilet selfie.
5. The next big decision is deciding where to go next. While you're arguing over who wants to go where, you end up requesting song after song to the DJ in Ice Bar.
6. Next stop is shots, so you head straight for La Cantina.
7. You might even head to Pitcher & Piano so you can look all grown up and sophisticated, but you get asked for ID every single time.
8. You can't go out in Swansea and not have a photo taken wearing a policeman's helmet.
9. Every girl knows the struggle of walking over the cobbles at the top of Wind Street.
10. If a place involves paying to enter and £7 for a cocktail then you aren't going there.
11. You avoid walking through Piss Alley.
12. You also avoid going to the toilets in The Bank Statement.
13. Someone will suggest going to Fiction, but the walk is just too far.
14. A fishbowl in Peppermint always seems like a good idea at the time.
15. There will always be a hen or stag do tearing up the dance floors.
16. And there's always one idiot who goes for a splash in the Castle Gardens fountain.
17. You are either a Chick-O-Land or McDonald's kind of person at the end of the night.
18. The taxi queue by Castle Gardens is always where the real banter happens.
