10 Easy Things You Can Do To Make Your Bartender Love You

Bartenders: they're just like us, but with the power to pass out booze

1. Smile

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Nothing brightens a shift like a happy drinker

2. Make a bit of conversation, but don't linger

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Pleasantries are nice, but he doesn't need to hear about that weird rash on your leg

3. Know what you want, or at least ask straightforward questions

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"Can you make anything that tastes like pecans rolled in apple butter with chipotle in it?"

4. If she made you a great drink, say thanks

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A good cocktail is a work of art; let your bartender know you appreciate her talent

5. If you break something, at least pretend to offer to help clean it up

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She won't let you help, but it's the thought that counts

6. Bring your empty glassware back to the bar

It's the easiest thing in the world, but it makes a huge difference (and it shows how thoughtful you are)

7. Don't play Jenga, even if the bar has its own set

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The tower will fall, you will scream, pieces will go everywhere, and everyone will lose

8. Be patient

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He sees you, and snapping or waving your money around isn't going to make him like you

9. Only say positive things about the music

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Either he picked it or he can't control it - in both cases, complaining will only make things worse

10. If he hooks you up with a free drink or a discount, leave a nice tip

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And if you do all of these other things, he will hook you up