13 Movie Titles Describing #Snowmageddon2015

Coming to a theater near you. Good luck getting there.

1. De Blasio vs. De Blizzard

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The villain De Blizzard tries to shut down the city, but don't worry, De Blasio already did that.

2. The Devil Wears Long Johns

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Glenn Close plays a poor mans Meryl Streep trying to climb the fashion ladder one UGG boot at a time.

3. Tom Brady Saves New England

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First he'll melt the snow, next he'll melt your heart.

4. Revenge of the Noreaster

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It's back, and this time say goodbye to your Wifi.

5. Catch my Drift

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The epic tale of a small-town snowplow who makes it in the big city.

6. The Day After Tomorrow 2

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Spoiler alert: It's exactly the same as the first one.

7. The Freezing

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It'll scare your pants off, but you'll be so cold you'll put them right back on.

8. Ice Age: Global Warming

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After years of denial, John Boehner comes face to face with his worst enemy.

9. Juno 2

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10 years later, a now separated Michael Cera and Ellen Page struggle to survive the storm... that is their marriage.

10. Parkas and Wrecks: The Movie

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Remember when Leslie Knope got the flu? This is so much worse.

11. The Polar Distress

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Your subway commute will never be the same.

12. Snow"plowed"

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NSFW: This independent film is only available on HBO between the times of 2am and 4am.

13. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Snowboarder

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It's all calm before the Sue Storm.