27 Places You Didn't Want To Find Glitter

    Yet somehow there it is.

    Nathan W. Pyle
    by Nathan W. Pyle

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. On the table.

    2. On the floor under the table.

    3. On your fingers.

    4. On your cat.

    5. On your dog.

    6. On anyone who then touches your cat or dog.

    7. In the sink where they tried to wash it off.

    8. On the carpet.

    9. On the feet of your children.

    10. On any surface your child then steps on.

    11. Now also on your feet.

    12. On the dustpan you used to clean up.

    13. All over those important papers.

    14. Also your beard.

    15. On the stairs.

    16. On the couch.

    17. In your bed.

    18. On your blankets.

    19. Buried in the grain of any nearby wood.

    20. In your mixing bowl.

    21. Anything this star touches.

    23. In the front seat of your car.

    24. Also on the steering wheel.

    25. Somehow also on the backseat.

    26. All over your makeup kit.

    27. In your art supply bag.

    You can do anything you want to with glitter!

    Except for one thing.

    You can't hope to contain it.

    Glitter is going to go wherever it wants to go.