1.The huge origami assignments that don't include any instructions.
2.When you are late to the mandatory desaturation meetings.
3.The team pictures when Frank insists on standing in front of everyone.
4.And the weekly check-ins when Rob doesn't pay attention, just sits at another table and smiles to himself.
5.Every Thursday when your boss makes you and your team spell "ETHIC."
6.When you ask for help collating an expense report and your colleague just does this.
7.When all your colleagues pass around an email saying, "we're doing away with chairs. Sitting is over."
8.But you say, "hey I like using chairs. Please don't take it."
9.Next thing you know, you wake up, your chair's gone and your colleagues are chanting "one of us, one of us."
10.And then they ask you if you can read the special laptop and you don't see anything on the screen but you just go along with it because you're in too deep now.
11.When at the end of the day they ask that you put your hand in and repeat the company mantra, "The power is in the hands."
12.When you sincerely don't know what is going on, but everyone seems to have bought your act.
13.Except for Pete, you're pretty sure he knows your secret.
