1. At school, you either paid absolutely zero attention to your eyebrows...
2. ...Or you were picked on for having two beautiful hairy caterpillars resting above your eyes.
3. Maybe you even rocked a unibrow.
4. And having lots of hair on your face probably means you're pretty much hairy everywhere else, too.
5. If you went to school during the '90s or '00s, you probably wished you had wispy fine brows like Kate Moss.
6. But now, you finally fully appreciate every hair follicle above your eyes.
7. And everyone who made fun of your brows in the '00s should pay you reparations.
People used to make fun of my eyebrows in school, now they're "in." AKA one day vengeance will be yours, children!
Not that you're bitter or anything.
8. You feel very smug when you see the lengths people go to in order to achieve what nature has gifted you.
9. You're also thankful to your mum for not letting you tweeze your brows when you were a teen.
10. But, big brows are not without their problems. Like when you get actual tangles in them.
11. And needing to use copious amounts of brow gel to get them to stay in place.
12. You're perpetually torn between the thick and unruly/thick-but-groomed look.
13. And just because they're thick, it doesn't mean you don't fill them in.
14. Tweezing your brows makes you feel incredibly nervous.
15. You sometimes worry that with age, your eyebrow hairs might get even longer.
16. You also dread the day that thin brows come back into vogue.
17. But, regardless of fashion, you are grateful for all your hair follicles.
