1. When your flatmate doesn't do their washing up:
2. When someone tries to convince you to go out:
3. When anyone asks you to go anywhere, ever:
4. When you try to convince someone to go out:
5. Whenever someone suggests you just haven't met the right person yet:
6. When someone tries to get you to eat healthier:
7. Any time you have to wake up before noon:
8. When it's Sunday night and you're coming to terms with having to go to work tomorrow:
9. After you go out for a jog:
10. Any time you are confronted by something difficult:
11. After 10 minutes of trying to deal with the difficult thing:
12. Any time someone tries to make you conform to beauty standards:
13. When you figure out how to deal with adult responsibilities:
14. When you try to get out of your routine and try new things:
15. When someone tries to convince you that exercise gets easier the more you do it:
16. When you get under 10 likes on a selfie:
17. When someone you don't like says "let's keep in touch":
18. When someone dares disagree with you:
19. The moment you get woken up by your alarm:
20. When your friends cancel plans at the last minute:
21. When someone almost gets you to do something then you realise you have one more trick up your sleeve:
22. When someone accuses you of having an attitude problem:
23. When you reflect on your life and achievements so far:
