23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

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1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”

2. “I could be a morning person if I tried!”

3. “This mirror is warped.”

4. “I can’t stand Ke$ha.”

5. “I’m definitely going to bed early tonight.”

6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”

7. “Today will be my laundry day.”

8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”

9. “We’re just friends.”

 

10. “One more drink and then I’m done.”

11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”

12. “…I just won’t go out to eat for the rest of the week.”

13. “It’s dark. Nobody will notice.”

14. “I’ll clean up tomorrow.”

15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”

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16. “It’s a skinny drink.”

17. “It’s too far to walk.”

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18. “I’m going to start reading more.”

19. “I’m just going to watch this one last episode.”

20. “I’m totally over him/her.”

21. “I’m too full for dessert.”

23. “I’m just going to quickly check my Facebook.”

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