1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”
6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”
7. “Today will be my laundry day.”
Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.
8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”
11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”
15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”
22. “I’ll shower after work.”
@BarPrepProblems i haven’t showered in going on 3 days now
For more lies, check out this video.
- A boat packed with mainly African migrants bound for Italy sank off the Libyan coast on Thursday and officials fear over 100 people might have died, Reuters reports. ›
- President Obama marked a decade of recovery after Hurricane Katrina, citing gains, but also the immense amount of work that he said still needs to be done. ›
- Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said (on Faceboook, obviously) that one billion people used the service on Monday 🌐 ›