1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”
6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”
7. “Today will be my laundry day.”
Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.
8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”
11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”
15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”
22. “I’ll shower after work.”
@BarPrepProblems i haven’t showered in going on 3 days now
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