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23 Little Lies We All Say To Ourselves

Don’t worry, after reading this you’ll go right back to work, right?

1. “I worked out, so this doesn’t count.”

2. “I could be a morning person if I tried!”

3. “This mirror is warped.”

4. “I can’t stand Ke$ha.”

5. “I’m definitely going to bed early tonight.”

6. “I’ll eat this all now so I won’t have it tempt me in the house.”

7. “Today will be my laundry day.”

Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.

— DiaryofDistance (@Competitive Runner)

Competitive Runner

@DiaryofDistance

Im starting to wear running shorts as underwear on a daily basis.

8. “I was so drunk that I don’t even remember.”

9. “We’re just friends.”

 

10. “One more drink and then I’m done.”

11. “I don’t want this. I need this…”

12. “…I just won’t go out to eat for the rest of the week.”

13. “It’s dark. Nobody will notice.”

14. “I’ll clean up tomorrow.”

15. “I’ll just hit the snooze button one more time.”

Disney / Via apartmentlist.com

16. “It’s a skinny drink.”

17. “It’s too far to walk.”

Asim Bharwani / Via Flickr: modenadude

18. “I’m going to start reading more.”

19. “I’m just going to watch this one last episode.”

20. “I’m totally over him/her.”

21. “I’m too full for dessert.”

22. “I’ll shower after work.”

@BarPrepProblems i haven't showered in going on 3 days now

— mon_fri_monkeys (@Brandon Prenger)

Brandon Prenger

@mon_fri_monkeys

@BarPrepProblems i haven’t showered in going on 3 days now

23. “I’m just going to quickly check my Facebook.”

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