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1. Drive from St. Louis to Disneyland and back... and back again!
2. Sentence someone to death.
Or grant clemency if you happen to be a governor!
4. Buy a car.
It's the same as having an abortion, right?
5. Drive over 4,000 miles at 60 mph legally drunk (unless a cop sees you).
6. Take back the car you bought.
7. Go sky-diving
8. Buy a bunch of guns.
9. Get knee surgery, a vasectomy, or breast enhancement.
11. Lose a basketball franchise stake for making racist comments.
12. Get raped and pregnant (Maybe you forgot "The Plan B" as Senator Sater calls it...).
13. Eat 72 Pixie Stix.
14. Consume 36 Tylenol
Two pills every four hours is the recommended limit.
15. Go see several plays (and get bumper stickers at all of them!).
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Like "The Wizard of Oz" at the Fabulous Fox Theatre until May 18. Buy tickets here.
16. Watch 4.5 seasons of "Gossip Girl" or catch up on "Glee."
17. Paint your own version of "The Persistence of Memory" ...36 times
18. Tuckpoint my house... I mean it.
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Here's a how-to! Get to work. At 2.5 minutes, you could do most of Missouri in 72 hours!
19. Smoke 864 cigarettes at 5 min. per cigarette.
That's only 12 butts an hour!
20. Schedule your tanning bed sessions to accord with MO's new law.
21. Declare bankruptcy.
22. Fall in love, out of love, and back in love.
23. Find out that your rich uncle left you nothing.
24. Succeed to the presidency.
25. Lose the World Series!
26. Commit an impeachable offense.
27. Dry clean a blue GAP dress...
28. Disrespect your legislators.
29. Let your legislators disrespect you.
30. Get a job.
31. Quit a job.
32. Refinance anything you own.
33. Move to Florida and spend a total of 2 days (48 hours) finding Casey Anthony AND George Zimmerman not guilty.
34. Call for war one day after the Attack on Pearl Harbor.
35. Instigate a rabies scare in a Washington University in St. Louis petting zoo - and then take it back.
36. Tattoo most of your body.
37. Get righteously drunk, three days in a row.
Don't set your alarm.
38. Send a package to an overseas friend.
39. Get your identity stolen.
40. Renew your driver's license.
41. Pay your taxes.
42. Violate a restraining order.
Maybe more than once!
43. Change the oil in your getaway car.
44. File for office.
45. Filibuster bad legislation!
46. Play every song on your favorite jukebox A LOT.
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47. Try to exceed jumping jack record now that it's Missouri's state exercise.
48. Ask your leaders to exercise statesmanship.
49. Sing "A Country Boy Can Survive" until you pass out or move below the Mason-Dixon line.
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Sing-a-long time!
50. Research the Mason-Dixon line until you, philosophically, live above it but don't look down on it -- rise above!
51. Filibuster with yourself -- mirror exercise!
52. Write 72 Missouri Legislators letters about how you feel about H.B. 1307 if you live in Missouri.
53. Get married to Britney Spears
54. Get divorced from Britney Spears.
55. Complete your online ordination.
56. Tweet. Just tweet. Chill. Just chill. 4,320 Tweets will do it at a tweet-a-minute.
Be sure to follow us on Twitter! @NARALMissouri
57. Come to NARAL and stuff some envelopes!
58. Make $529.20 at minimum wage working around the clock for 72 hours.
Unless you're missing work to deal with a 72-hour abortion restriction.
59. Have 144 pizzas delivered in 30 minutes or less.
60. Get approved for a credit card.
Even if it's not your identity. Use someone else's!
61. Take a bunch of Sudafed.
...but just don't heat it with other ingredients.
62. Text 155,952 words at average texting speed.
That's the first Harry Potter book TWICE, or almost the entirety of The New Testament.
63. Draft Michael Sam into the NFL.
64. Remove a child from a home.
65. Win a national football title.
66. Vote against a 72-hour abortion waiting period.
(Just kidding -- we don't all get to do this one!)
67. Adopt a puppy each day!
68. Gamble all your money away in the name of education in a Missouri casino.
69. Walk from Sarah Palin's back yard to Russia.
70. Contemplate "legitimate rape" and the 72 hours Plan B needs for maximum efficacy.
71. Sign this petition urging Governor Nixon to veto the bill!
And send it to 72 friends!
72. Create your own list of 72 things to do while you wait
And post it in the comments!
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